Here we will post descriptions for a redneck. We hope you will participate. It's all in fun.

• U"S NO U's a rednek if u -- U' axes u's cuzin ef she wil go 2 yor hi skool prom an it maks u sista mad -- skoally@webtv.net

• You know your a redneck if you have 100 hubcaps on your house and none on your car. -- Dick Wentworth

• • If you get your girl friend a ring out of a buble-gum machine and brag about it to all your friends,
  • You use every cup in your house for a spit toon,and think nothing about it,
  • Your truck cost twice as much as your house, -- skoally@webtv.net

  You might be a redneck if your alarm clock consists of a car battery, an egg timer, and a set of jumper cables. -- Opal1084@aol.com

• ya know yer a redneck if ya ever looked at a car and thought...man that would make a good truck -- "dave larson"

• If the earrings you gave your wife for Christmas double as fishing lures, you might be a redneck.
  
• If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher, you might be a redneck.
  
• If the shift knob on your pickup was taken from the tap when the bar closed down, you might be a redneck. (Mine is a clear Miller High Life one)
  
• If your closeline has at least two splices in it, you might be a redneck.
  
• If your throttle cable is now bailing wire, yo might be a redneck. P. Tutton --Texas..where else? ptu465@airmail.net

• How many redneck men does it take to screw off a beer cap? -- Answer: none, that's the wife's job. -- Rob Todd
  
• If you go fishing with a generator and copper wire.- Joe Hanson Ccadet3pol@aol.com
  
• If you've ever thrown a tailgate party at a tractor pull.- Joe Hanson Ccadet3pol@aol.com
  
• I your car burns more oil than gas.- Joe Hanson Ccadet3pol@aol.com
  
• If someone yells "Hoe down!" and your girlfriend hits the floor.- Joe Hanson Ccadet3pol@aol.com
  If the tires on your car don't fit under the fenders.- Joe Hanson Ccadet3pol@aol.com
  
• If your birthday cards from your kids are signed "Happy birthday Uncle Dad!" - Joe Hanson Ccadet3pol@aol.com
  
• You are a redneck if the tag on any of your towels says: Never sold. -- Prokop PKrasny@aol.com
  
• If you receive an e-mail from your only child which reads, Dear Mom, "guess who." and you don't know who it is. -- "Britany Lescalleet" nancyles@ccpl.carr.lib.md.us
  
• You might be a redneck if you think Power Rangers are Ford Pickup Trucks. -- RPB43@aol.com
  
• You might be a redneck if you bought season tickets for the 'rasslin' matches. --W.B.Saylon wsaylor@aeneas.net
  
• You know you're a redneck when your house has a flat tire. thanks to John Warner
  
• You sit on the porch watching cars go by, and say "Wunder who dat wuz??" Yor whole conversation consists of "I hearred dat. I know whatcha mean, and I know you're Rite." -
  
• If you have 14 cars in your yard that aren't mobile and your house is. thanks to Sean Brophy lighter@mail.tss.net
  
• You stare at the orange juice can because it says concentrate! -- thanks to Karen Bullis
  
• If you consider a family reunion a great way to pick up chicks. -- thanks to David Wilbar dwilbar@norfolk.infi.net
  
• You are a redneck if your favorite place to shop is the K-Mart Superstore. -- Yes I am one of those. -- Claude F. Garner CFGarner@worldnet.att.net
  
• If your front porch collapses and kills more than six dogs.
  
• If you've ever used lard in bed.
  
• If you think potted meat on saltines is an hors d'oeuvre.
  
• If you consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
  
• If you've ever barbecued Spam on a grill.
  
• If the primary color of your car is "Bondo."
  
• If the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front.
  
• If your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute."
  
• If you have a rag for a gas cap.
  
• If less than half the cars you own run.
  
• If your brother-in-law is your uncle.
  
• If your Senior prom had a day care center.
  
• If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
  
• If you dress the kids up to go to K-Mart.
  
• If you view duct tape as a long-term investment.
  
• If your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.
  
• If you have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
  
• If you think beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
  
• If you believe Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
  
• If you have more than two brothers named Bubba and Junior.
  
• If you have ever used a weed wacker inside.
  
• If you had a toothpick in your mouth when your wedding pictures were taken.
  
• If your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off.
  
• If your asked to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
  
• If you know exactly how many bails of hay your car can hold.
  
• If the plastic flamingos in your yard were not placed as a joke.
  
• If your family tree does not fork.
  
• If you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams Jr.
  
• If the crack in your windshield is longer than your arm and has been there for more than a year.
  
• If you prominently display souvenirs from Graceland.
  
• When you cut your lawn you find the car you lost.