If a "neck-up check-up"
is psychoanalis . . .
Is "constipation"
intestinal paralysis?

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(A Gender Mender}

It's a "sexist"world -
so, I INSIST on quizzin' ya!
Shouldn't a MAN's "hernia'
be called his "his"-nia"?

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{Estremely Excrementary}

When folks are "irregular",
they risk diarrhea
By eating dried prunes -
the great "poo" panacea.

They always make ME "go"
REAL "pronto, Amigo!
Hey! It's hard to fake THAT
with a PHONY "placebo"!

and . . .
"Diarrhea" is TRULY
"free-flow" subject matter;
An explosive eruption -
not a soft 'pitter-patter".

Its effusive effluvium
of wall-shattering splatter
Makes even old friends
"titter-tatter and scatter"!

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(Propriety's Priorities)

Friends tell me this subject's
a "No-No"! Taboo!
It's something refined folks
don't discuss OR "doo".

They NEVER "go potty"!
AIN'T that dainty and shrewd!
But I donno their secret!
I'm still "dirty AND crude".

But Ir REALLY offends them,
so I'll TRY to pursue it -
But I KNOW I'll be bloated
if I don't daily "doo" it.

I'll shun "poo" and Pee" -
stay away from commodes,
And hope THEY'RE NOT AROUND
when my belly EXPLODES!

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{Fecal Finale)

Yes! This subject IS 'sticky",
But a WORSE thought just struck me -
If handled with "kid gloves"
It would STILL be (ugh) YUCKY!