Poems That Rhyme -- for Senior Citizens

Seniors-Site Home Page

Nursing Homes

Add Your Organization

Articles

Health
     Mental Health
     Prescription Drugs
     Nutrition & Fitness
     Insurance
     Cancer
     Conditions & Diseases
     Procedures & Surgeries

Money
     Reverse Mortgage
     Retirement
     Investments
     Medicare is Being Abused
     Starting a Small Business?
     Stocks

Travel
     Timeshares
     Senior Vacations
     Senior Discounts

News
News for Seniors

Living
     Recreation
     Issues
     Housing

"Doc" I said, "I'm feeling sick.
You think I might get worse?"
Doctor said, "I can't tell yet
First let me feel your purse."
-------------
"Doc, my child just swallowed a pen
What do you think I should do?"
"Use a PENCIL now my dear;
That's my advice to you."
-------------
"Doc, my every bone, they hurt;
It's almost beyond bearing."
Doc replies, "Be grateful Dear

That you are not a herring."
-------------
Doc, my fever's up a point
That doesn't speak so well.
You left a message on my phone
The message said to "SELL!"
-------------
That ointment makes my arm to smart
Let's try some way instead.
So doctor says, "Instead of that
Just rub some on your head!"

If you would like to post one of your own poems please send us an e-mail.