What would I do if I didn't have milk?
I would rant and rave and kick up a fuss.
I might become one of the coarser ilk!,
And it might even cause me to cuss.

A wouldn't do that sort of a thing
Under ordinary circumstances and time,
But to eat without milk, I'd be a ding-a-ling,
Being caught doing things that are far from sublime.

So!----If you want me to act like a gentleman
And treat you as soft and as smooth as silk,
Imagine me as I've said, if you can;
So you had better bring me some milk!!!!