Old telephone directories make ideal address books
In case you're not too fussy and don't care the way it looks
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Just get yourself a pencil and you are all set to go
Just cross out names and addresses of people you don't know.
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Hair gel is expensive; marmalade does it with ease
Just be careful in the garden that you stay away from bees.
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You drill a one inch hole in your refrigerator door
Then you can tell the light is out. That's what the hole is for.
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When you are reading from a book, tear out each page you've read.
Then you won't need a bookmark 'cause your place is there instead.
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When there's no time for bathing, wrap yourself in masking tape
Just peeling off removes the dirt and you're in darn good shape.
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Avoiding parking tickets you might get while you are gone
Just remember you will have to leave your windshield wiper on.

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