Please come again to our abode,
Cause we've just fixed that bad commode.
We're sorry that you had to go,
And that seat was patched up so.

It's not discrete or be too neat,
To fall off of a toilet seat.
I guess you had an awful scare,
One you didn't want to share.

So we've installed a new toilet seat,
One that's soft and is so neat.
We've cleaned the bowl and it be bright,
No rings at all that are in sight.

So you come buy and share our joy,
Sit a bit and just enjoy.

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