A man and wife who went for counsel
Fought an awful lot
The counselor asked for problems there
The husband, he spoke not.

The wife went on, and on, and on
But husband still said nought
The counselor got an earful soon
Of reasons they had fought.

He picked the wife up from her chair
And kissed her HARD and LONG
She was so stunned; it shut her up
Surprized he was so strong.

He spoke then to the husband there
Who stared in disbelief
To see his woman shut her mouth
It was a big relief.

"She needs this kissing twice a week
To fix your marriage my way."
"OK" he said, "I'll bring her here
Each Tuesday and each Friday."

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