Wondrous memory good thins I recollect
Some things I wish I could forget
Being held in Mothers arms I recollect
Being spanked as naughty I wish to forget

Apple pie and candy I enjoy to recollect
Cod liver oil each day I wish to forget
Smell the goodies cooking I fondly recollect
To fill the wood box daily I wish to forget

My first romantic kiss I thrill as I recollect
The first time my face was slapped I wish to forget
The Fatherly help I got I will always recollect
When Father caught me smoking I wish to forget

The first beer I drank I felt so big I recollect
The night I drank too much I try to forget
The day I was married I fondly recollect
That is one thing I had best not ever forget