When Noah went to fill his ark
He brought aboard a ?
Also a pair of Portugese
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He thought it grand to have on hand
A : and an &
And when his wife spruced up the joint
She used an !

To guard against ennui at sea
He loaded an '
A keg of beer a cask of wine
Without a single $

He took along a dozen packets
Of extra-strength expanding [ ] [    ] [      ]
But got more satisfaction from a
Hard-working modest little ,

To then outdo the neighbors' arks
He ordered five " " " " "
And so that nothing would get stolen
He hired a husky ;

He reinforced his floppy disk
With quite a useful *
Then stashed away a wad of cash
In case he had to make a -

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